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"What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"

 
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"What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« on: April 15, 2008, 02:41:14 PM »

Tuesday April 15, 2008
A German man has been arrested for being drunk in charge of his horse. The 56-year-old went on a bender in the town of Siegburg, tying up nag, Lucky, outside each saloon. The man was found to be three times over the legal limit by police, and spent a night in the cells.

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Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 02:57:35 PM »

Riding while intoxicated. Hmm. Enforcing such a law could have the side benefit of reducing the rate of unwanted pregnancies in this country.
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2008, 02:59:13 PM »

Riding while intoxicated. Hmm. Enforcing such a law could have the side benefit of reducing the rate of unwanted pregnancies in this country.

I suppose it depends if you're riding side saddle??
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Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2008, 03:02:13 PM »

i've never met a sober german.
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Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2008, 03:05:23 PM »

i've never met a sober german.

That's a fairly broad brush you're using there... how many Germans have you met??

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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2008, 03:08:55 PM »

several more than i'd like to recall. Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2008, 03:13:24 PM »

several more than i'd like to recall. Cheesy

.... or can't recall??

Let me ask you this...

Have you ever seen a German smile??

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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2008, 04:10:33 PM »

Let me ask you this...

Have you ever seen a German smile??
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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2008, 04:11:43 PM »

Let me ask you this...

Have you ever seen a German smile??


That looks like an invitation for efficient German ****.
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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2008, 04:12:34 PM »

LMAO! Rolling
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2008, 04:46:31 PM »

Let me ask you this...

Have you ever seen a German smile??


That looks like an invitation for efficient German ****.

Only if Max Mosely is involved...
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