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Re: Office food consumption etiquette
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2008, 11:29:29 AM »
Quote from: Teed on April 25, 2008, 11:06:47 AM
Using a fork to eat a muffin...WTF?



LOL.

you bastards.  my point was should it be expected for people who can't keep the food from becoming a mess to use a fork.   
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Re: Office food consumption etiquette
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2008, 11:38:33 AM »
Quote from: Aske on April 25, 2008, 11:29:29 AM
Quote from: Teed on April 25, 2008, 11:06:47 AM
Using a fork to eat a muffin...WTF?



LOL.

you bastards.  my point was should it be expected for people who can't keep the food from becoming a mess to use a fork.   
or at least maybe a plate
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Re: Office food consumption etiquette
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2008, 02:38:09 PM »
Quote from: Aske on April 25, 2008, 11:29:29 AM
Quote from: Teed on April 25, 2008, 11:06:47 AM
Using a fork to eat a muffin...WTF?



LOL.

you bastards.  my point was should it be expected for people who can't keep the food from becoming a mess to use a fork.   

So do you share an office with this dude?  Or did you walk by and see muffin remains all over the place?

Is this the same guy as Thermostat Guy or Microwave Guy?
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Re: Office food consumption etiquette
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2008, 03:09:49 PM »
Quote from: dystopia on April 25, 2008, 02:38:09 PM


Is this the same guy as Thermostat Guy or Microwave Guy?

yep, shared office.

he's the "replacement" for thermostat guy, who has moved on.
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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2008, 03:20:38 PM »
Quote from: Aske on April 25, 2008, 03:09:49 PM
Quote from: dystopia on April 25, 2008, 02:38:09 PM


Is this the same guy as Thermostat Guy or Microwave Guy?

yep, shared office.

he's the "replacement" for thermostat guy, who has moved on.

Sounds like "thermostat replacement" guy needs a *fudge*in' beat down.  If that doesn't work, break his fingers and his jaw...It's much more amusing watching a gimpy handed *fudge*er who can't chew spill soup all over himself, than it is to watch some slack jawed yokel monkey-*fudge* a muffin.  Trust me on this one.
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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2008, 03:26:29 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2008, 03:31:31 PM »
Quote from: campy on April 25, 2008, 03:20:38 PM
Quote from: Aske on April 25, 2008, 03:09:49 PM
Quote from: dystopia on April 25, 2008, 02:38:09 PM


Is this the same guy as Thermostat Guy or Microwave Guy?

yep, shared office.

he's the "replacement" for thermostat guy, who has moved on.

Sounds like "thermostat replacement" guy needs a *fudge*in' beat down.  If that doesn't work, break his fingers and his jaw...It's much more amusing watching a gimpy handed *fudge*er who can't chew spill soup all over himself, than it is to watch some slack jawed yokel monkey-*fudge* a muffin.  Trust me on this one.


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« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2008, 03:34:18 PM »
Quote from: Aske on April 25, 2008, 03:09:49 PM
Quote from: dystopia on April 25, 2008, 02:38:09 PM


Is this the same guy as Thermostat Guy or Microwave Guy?

yep, shared office.

he's the "replacement" for thermostat guy, who has moved on.

I think you should play the crazy card on him.  Erm, maybe I should say the crazier card.

Maybe start narrating your everyday actions under your breath using a Sarah-Connor-like voiceover ranting about Judgement Day, rise of the machines, testy microwaves.

Or you could try saying aloud everything you read or write online. ("HATE", "*fiddlesticks*offnowadays")

Or maybe show up for work one day wearing something like this:
Very NSFW [WARNING]
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