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Snake 1, Darwin 0
« on: June 12, 2008, 04:17:49 PM »

Pet death adder bites owner
June 13, 2008 - 8:01AM
A man is recovering in a Melbourne hospital tonight after he was bitten by a pet death adder.

The snake breeder, 29, suffered the potentially lethal bite on his hand at his home in Benwerrin Drive at East Burwood about 8pm, said Metropolitan Ambulance Service spokesman James Howe.

"He began feeling disoriented and was short of breath," Mr Howe said.

"Paramedics found him in an altered consciousness state and he collapsed shortly after they arrived.

"The intensive care paramedics administered drugs and fluids to stabilise him and he was taken to the Monash Medical Centre.

"He was in a critical condition, but staff at the hospital administered some anti-venom and he began stabilising quickly."

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Re: Snake 1, Darwin 0
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2008, 04:34:30 PM »

 Oops

Seriously!  WTF is wrong with people. 

Same as the ones that start an eventual trip to the E.R. with that fateful phrase Hey, watch this!
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2008, 04:51:13 PM »

Coincidently it's the second "Snake Bites Man" story from Melbourne this week.

In the other one a bloke was bushwalking and somehow managed to get bitten on the schlong by a reasonably dangerous snake.

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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2008, 05:09:14 PM »

.............bitten on the schlong ...........reasonably dangerous snake.



I would say by definition.   Grin
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2008, 05:22:14 PM »

suck the poison out. no really.  Shocked
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2008, 05:27:56 PM »

.............bitten on the schlong ...........reasonably dangerous snake.



I would say by definition.   Grin

Yes...I did also forget to inlcude [insert random snake joke]
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« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2008, 08:58:55 PM »

Coincidently it's the second "Snake Bites Man" story from Melbourne this week.

In the other one a bloke was bushwalking and somehow managed to get bitten on the schlong by a reasonably dangerous snake.



suck the poison out. no really.  Shocked

That happened to a friend of mine.  I called the doctor, he told me what to do.  I got off the phone and told my friend he's going to die.
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