stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
Karma: 155 Posts: 16135
 OfflineWe're doomed!
 
|
 |
I don't Care Who You Are.......
« on: July 02, 2008, 06:45:24 AM » |
|
So I'm out front a couple of minutes ago cookin' a heater. I see this woman pull up. Park. And walk to the front of the building. Middle age woman. Perfectly able. Walking fine. (for those who for whatever reason, don't know I work in a medical building.) She walks up to the handicap door opener. Mounted on a post about 10 feet in front of the door. She hits it. Nothing happens. Hits it again. Again. Again. After about 6 times, she gets pissed, and then proceeds to beat the piss out this button like a vending machine that just stole her money.   After the TKO, she gets fed up and stroms to the door, and rips it open, most likely taking it off the hinges.  Oh. Funniest *feces* I've seen in a while. |
|
|
|
|
Logged 
|
|
|
|
MFAWG
Rich Corinthian Leather Jacket
Karma: 31 Posts: 5720
Offline
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 07:01:04 AM » |
|
cookin' a heater.
Mickey Spillane much?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
|
|
|
Blader
Straitjacket
Karma: 21 Posts: 2075
Offlinevagazzling vajayjays since 1876!!
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 07:05:17 AM » |
|
Are you sure she wasn't walking funny?
She's probably that bitch we heard about, the one who's promised her husband a daily bout of copulation for the whole year. Sort of in the whole "what the *fudge* was I thinking?" mindset
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Walfredo
Straitjacket
Karma: 18 Posts: 2013
OfflinePaintin the town brown
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2008, 07:11:12 AM » |
|
you were smoking a joint?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
|
|
|
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
Karma: 155 Posts: 16135
OfflineWe're doomed!
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2008, 07:14:07 AM » |
|
cookin' a heater.
Mickey Spillane much?
If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Clive
Full Metal Jacket
Karma: 77 Posts: 4358
Offline
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 07:55:39 AM » |
|
If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read. Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
gleek
Flak Jacket
Karma: 107 Posts: 9511
OfflineE chu ta!
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2008, 07:58:02 AM » |
|
That button must have that new anti-*vagina* sensor.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
|
|
|
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
Karma: 155 Posts: 16135
OfflineWe're doomed!
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2008, 07:58:31 AM » |
|
If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read. Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? I never press the button for the door here at work. O/W I always use the Star Trek sliders at Target and Wal-Mart. I feel I'm owed. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Aske
Lederhosen
Karma: 120 Posts: 31405
Offline
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2008, 08:27:06 AM » |
|
If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read. Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? i try to avoid touching as many door handles / buttons/ whatevers as possible. especially at stores where it's likely that most shoppers are wankers. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century. -- Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka |
|
|
spacey
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: Group W Bench
Karma: 98 Posts: 7733
Offline
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2008, 08:27:48 AM » |
|
If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read. Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? Given that it takes about 3 times as long for the door to open, yes, I do. I get a kick out of (sort of akin to stroh's anecdote) those who will walk up to the manually open doors, realize they're not automatic and turn around, look for the automatic open doors, and then walk over to them. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
Karma: 155 Posts: 16135
OfflineWe're doomed!
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2008, 08:30:10 AM » |
|
I also supply my own whoosh sound like the guy from Spaceballs.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
birdymaker
Straitjacket From: a third world country in the making
Karma: 18 Posts: 2923
Offline
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2008, 08:34:38 AM » |
|
If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read. Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? Given that it takes about 3 times as long for the door to open, yes, I do. I get a kick out of (sort of akin to stroh's anecdote) those who will walk up to the manually open doors, realize they're not automatic and turn around, look for the automatic open doors, and then walk over to them.  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
|
|
|
Clive
Full Metal Jacket
Karma: 77 Posts: 4358
Offline
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2008, 12:15:22 PM » |
|
I get a kick out of (sort of akin to stroh's anecdote) those who will walk up to the manually open doors, realize they're not automatic and turn around, look for the automatic open doors, and then walk over to them. Well, do you realize how hard it is to juggle that door while navigating your motorized luggage through it? |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
hobbit
Tartan Jacket From: The Shire
Karma: 27 Posts: 1823
Offline
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2008, 12:17:47 PM » |
|
Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened?
 Too slow, I can make my own whooosh sound, etc. ymmv. We do have a door in my building that is auto-only though - sigh. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.
|
|
|
twoiron
Full Metal Jacket From: The Drawing Room
Karma: 41 Posts: 4571
Offline
|
|
Re: I don't Care Who You Are.......
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2008, 02:36:11 PM » |
|
If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read. Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? i try to avoid touching as many door handles / buttons/ whatevers as possible. especially at stores where it's likely that most shoppers are wankers. Do you avoid knobs as well?? |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
|
|
|
