Uisce Beatha
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Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« on: July 07, 2008, 08:55:03 PM » |
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 Starting with 2.5 miles each way train station to work. Some nightly road work and some fire road working up to single track on the weekends. Goal is to get to the point where I'm also riding 6-7 to and fro train station on this end. It's all uphill in the evening though.  I was devastatingly buff and handsome as a youth. I'll be there again by Halloween bitches. Book it. |
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twoiron
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2008, 09:02:02 PM » |
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Nice ride.... but I'd be willing to wager a noah, that it doesn't happen  |
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stroh
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2008, 09:04:36 PM » |
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Sweet! Good for you.
I'm kinda workin' on my own deal.
Hopefully we can all get there together.
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twoiron
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2008, 09:21:43 PM » |
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I'm trying to put on weight. The uumlaut reckons I have a weight problem |
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Aske
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2008, 09:25:31 PM » |
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you'll still be short, too  |
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2008, 09:37:03 PM » |
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you'll still be short, too This from an individual who has a cut down 6I and is effectively playing with kiddie clubs |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2008, 04:39:53 AM » |
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Short people live longer and hugs are more fun.  WTF is a noah? This is a 'Merkin forum; get with the program 2i. |
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2008, 04:45:09 AM » |
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you'll still be short, too This from an individual who has a cut down 6I and is effectively playing with kiddie clubs im still taller than UB.  |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2008, 05:00:48 AM » |
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you'll still be short, too This from an individual who has a cut down 6I and is effectively playing with kiddie clubs im still taller than UB. But not when I'm angry. The battle rage... you know. |
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2008, 07:28:33 AM » |
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 It was 18 months ago when I got serious about being just old and ugly. Started with cycling, then running. Fast forward to today and a Fuzzy who is 25 pounds lighter and in pretty damn good shape. Ride on UB! Plus, the Tour de France is on every night for motivation. Just don't try to pull off the spandex at this stage. 
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2008, 07:58:06 AM » |
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I'm kinda workin' on my own deal. Waxturbation doesn't count as "exercise", dude. Hopefully we can all get there together. And that's just sick. |
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2008, 08:27:28 AM » |
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Well, I don't want to be known as the fat hobbit, so I'm going to get off my lazy azz and start my workout routine too. We can compare six packs at Bandon.
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2008, 08:29:44 AM » |
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Well, I don't want to be known as the fat hobbit, so I'm going to get off my lazy azz and start my workout routine too. We can compare six packs at Bandon.
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2008, 08:30:25 AM » |
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Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2008, 08:44:21 AM » |
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I'm kinda workin' on my own deal. Waxturbation doesn't count as "exercise", dude. Shedding the pounds 5cc at a time. |
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