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12 Angry Men
« on: July 21, 2008, 04:35:42 PM »

So yesterday I attended court as per my summons for Jury Duty.

Not only did the Judge not accept my very reasonable excuse to be excused from serving, but I'm the Jury Foreman.

So I'm to off court shortly to get the job done Gregory Peck style Cheesy
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Re: 12 Angry Men
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2008, 04:37:32 PM »

LOL   Grin  Hang 'em high!

You should work both sides and get 'er hung so you can be sequestered in a hotel. 
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2008, 04:41:38 PM »

Thought about that.

This case is estimated for 8 days.  I'm pushing for 4 days.

The dude did the crime and admitted guilt for one charge.

Bury him under the jail your Honour!!!
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Re: 12 Angry Men
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2008, 05:40:42 PM »

Should have tried one of these:

I can tell if people are guilty just by looking at them.

I think laws are for sissies.

 
Would I have to bathe?

 
Can each of my personalities vote in the deliberation?

 
My religion specifically prohibits me from sitting near other people.

 
I get dizzy if I try to weigh evidence.

Answer that you would make an excellent candidate for the jury… after all… and then change your voice, “I am looking for another host body.”

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Re: 12 Angry Men
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2008, 06:00:12 PM »

That prosecuting attorney has one hell of a rack!  I could stare at those jugs for 8 days!
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Re: 12 Angry Men
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2008, 07:32:42 PM »

So yesterday I attended court as per my summons for Jury Duty.

Not only did the Judge not accept my very reasonable excuse to be excused from serving, but I'm the Jury Foreman.

So I'm to off court shortly to get the job done Gregory Peck style Cheesy

Wasn't Gregory Peck in To Kill a Mockingbird12 Angry Men was Henry Fonda.  Grin
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Re: 12 Angry Men
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2008, 02:40:09 PM »

Quote of the trial so far:

"The *vagina* stabbed me 8 times... your Honour"
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Re: 12 Angry Men
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2008, 02:42:40 PM »

Quote of the trial so far:

"The *vagina* stabbed me 8 times... your Honour"
Weird, 'cause usually it's the other way around.
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Re: 12 Angry Men
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2008, 02:48:24 PM »

Quote of the trial so far:

"The *vagina* stabbed me 8 times... your Honour"
Weird, 'cause usually it's the other way around.

I have nothing futher your Honour
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Re: 12 Angry Men
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2008, 05:54:34 PM »



Maybe you'd like to, ah, voir dire the witness?
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Re: 12 Angry Men
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 04:44:16 PM »

On that note I'm off to dispense some Justice and a small dose of HTFU!
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