EARLY season NFL week 1 thoughts

Pats- done
Jags- WTF back to 2006 era inconsistency of awesome/awful from week to week ?
Colts- i'll give you a mulligan
Bungles-  LMAO marvin lewis and carson palmer
Browns- read too much press clippings about how they were going to walk to the division this year
Chargers- really? the Panthers?


Cowboys- need to keep the hammer down
Rams- just give up and move to another city and start over
Eagles- can they beat up on a decent team? Where was westbrook?
Lions-  LMAO, worst defense ever in nfl history?
Falcons- wish they can play the Lions 16x a year

The falcon's performance leaves me delirious and with a case of the giddy tremors...I'm thinking of making a major retirement fund play on the Matt Ryan/what's his name Martin express. 

It's almost like he was cloned from a Tom Brady skin cell someone scraped off the astroturf following a game