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Uisce Beatha
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We used to suck but now we don't
« on: July 25, 2008, 06:52:10 AM »
http://blogs.zdnet.com/Bott/?p=499

http://www.microsoft.com/...sta/discover/why-now.aspx

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I guess that's why I'm not in marketing.
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Re: We used to suck but now we don't
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008, 07:03:01 AM »
lol, still dreading trying vista out when my new laptop arrives
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Re: We used to suck but now we don't
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008, 09:51:19 AM »
Quote from: Aske on July 25, 2008, 07:03:01 AM
lol, still dreading trying vista out when my new laptop arrives


Vista still is teh suck.
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Re: We used to suck but now we don't
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008, 09:55:30 AM »
Funny.  My wife used to suck before we got married, now she doesn't.
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Re: We used to suck but now we don't
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2008, 09:59:18 AM »
Quote from: stroh on July 25, 2008, 09:55:30 AM
Funny.  My wife used to suck before we got married, now she doesn't.


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Well, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for you. All right. There's an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddy. And they wake up on the morning their... fiftieth anniversary. And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy, she's like, "Aw, Jesus, Paddy. You're such a good lookin' feller. I love you. I want to give you a little present. Anything your little heart desires, I'm going to give it to ya'. What would you like?" And Paddy's like, "Aw, gee, Mary, that's a very sweet offer. Now, in fifty years, there's one thing that's been missing. And uh... I would like you to give me a blow job. I would like that." And Mary's like, "All right." She takes her teeth out, puts them in the glass and she gives him a blow job. And afterwards, Paddy's like, "Ah, geez, now THAT's what I've been missin'. That was the most beautiful, Earth-shatterin' thing ever. Beautiful Mary, I love ya'! Is there anything that I can do for you?" And Mary looks up at him and she goes,[letting beer spill out of her mouth] Give us a kiss!"
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Re: We used to suck but now we don't
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2008, 10:09:44 AM »
^LOL  Grin

Groom standing at the alter with a huge smile on his face.  Best man asks what's up.  Groom says right before the ceremony, I just got the best blow job of my life.

Bride standing at the alter with a huge smile on her face.  Maid of honor asks what's up.  Bride says right before the ceremony I just gave the last blow job of my life.
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2008, 07:12:33 PM »
Quote from: Aske on July 25, 2008, 09:59:18 AM
Quote from: stroh on July 25, 2008, 09:55:30 AM
Funny.  My wife used to suck before we got married, now she doesn't.


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Well, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for you. All right. There's an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddy. And they wake up on the morning their... fiftieth anniversary. And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy, she's like, "Aw, Jesus, Paddy. You're such a good lookin' feller. I love you. I want to give you a little present. Anything your little heart desires, I'm going to give it to ya'. What would you like?" And Paddy's like, "Aw, gee, Mary, that's a very sweet offer. Now, in fifty years, there's one thing that's been missing. And uh... I would like you to give me a blow job. I would like that." And Mary's like, "All right." She takes her teeth out, puts them in the glass and she gives him a blow job. And afterwards, Paddy's like, "Ah, geez, now THAT's what I've been missin'. That was the most beautiful, Earth-shatterin' thing ever. Beautiful Mary, I love ya'! Is there anything that I can do for you?" And Mary looks up at him and she goes,[letting beer spill out of her mouth] Give us a kiss!"

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Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century.
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