Go to lunch. Decide to hit Pizza Hut right up the road. Salad and pizza sounds good. I walk in, it's maybe 10 after 1. The lady looks at me and says "The buffet closed at 1. " I said for what?
Breakfast?
Walked out.
Go to the Chinese joint. P.F. Chang's it's not, but for 8 bucks they do an ok job. Get seated the same girl as always greets me with her standard salutation "What drink?" My standard reply: Water please.
Come back from my trip through (passing on the bacon wrapped hot dogs. Dude. WTF?) Back to my table. I see a cola product on my table, and a gentleman sitting behind me who was not there previously with a glass of water. Now I'm no Columbo, but I think I got this figured out. I grab shicky poo, and say 'sposed to be water. "Oh, wrong. Sorry." Grabs the glass in front of me, puts it in front of the guy sitting behind me, and grabs his glass and sits it in front of me.
Whatever.
Then.......oh, yeah, there's more. Then.........I'm up in line stuck behind miss 19 something........wait for it.....oh, yeah. ON HER *goshdarn* CELL PHONE! If you missed it, and want a primer you can quickly gauge my feelings on this subject
here. You can't go 3 minutes through a line at a Chines buffet without the *goshdarn* Tricorder stuck to your *goshdarn* head? Hate!
Check comes with [PC]Special message lucky number surprise cookie desert[/PC].
I was hoping for
That wasn't chicken but got one probably even better.
You deserve respect, and someday you will get it.Apropos.
