stroh
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Blader Industries Inc. FTW!
« on: August 12, 2008, 06:28:39 AM » |
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Although far to modest to be boastful on golf themed message boards, no doubt our own copulation connoisseur and his mega conglomerate were contracted for their expertise and market dominance in this sector. Beijing provides 100,000 condoms for athletes at '08 Summer games. BEIJING (Reuters) - The Sydney Olympics ran out. Athens doubled the number. So organizers of the Beijing Games are hoping 100,000 condoms will satisfy the needs of Olympic athletes. While **** is not an Olympic sport it is expected to be an activity in the Beijing village housing 10,500 athletes, all of whom are in great shape and with plenty of free time......... 10,500 * X = 100,000 At the Sydney Games in 2000 athletes quickly exhausted a supply of 70,000 and another 20,000 had to be brought in.
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Re: Blader Industries Inc. FTW!
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2008, 06:51:10 AM » |
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What's it gonna take to get NBC to put some cameras in the Olympic village and put this on Cinemax??
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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." From Oh the Places You'll Go, by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
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Re: Blader Industries Inc. FTW!
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2008, 07:07:37 AM » |
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100,000/(10,500*.5*17) ~= 1.15 per guy per day if they stay the whole ceremonies anyways, screw the cinemax thing, nbc should send that dateline to catch a predator show over there and see who's banging those little gymnastics girls.
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Re: Blader Industries Inc. FTW!
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2008, 07:26:55 AM » |
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Re: Blader Industries Inc. FTW!
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2008, 07:33:41 AM » |
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In all humility, this wasn't rocket science. From a board room perspective, first and foremost, we had geography on our side. Let's speak frankly: China didn't become the most populous nation in the history of the universe by resorting to agamogenesis. Factor in these young'ns are at the peak of their physical prowess. I get a chuckle when the commentators blame the Beijing air on pollution. My friends, what you are witnessing in the gray, smokie sky's blanketing Beijing is a veritable fog of testicular surge. Add woman's beach volleyball into the mix, and it is not difficult to begin to see certain economies of scale, synergies, and opportunities for vertical thrusts upon horizontally integrated underutilized capacities and you come up with a number of 100,000.
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stroh
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Re: Blader Industries Inc. FTW!
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2008, 07:35:44 AM » |
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Re: Blader Industries Inc. FTW!
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2008, 02:21:28 PM » |
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At the Sydney Games in 2000 athletes quickly exhausted a supply of 70,000 and another 20,000 had to be brought in. Yes, there was some mad rooting going on back in 2000
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Re: Blader Industries Inc. FTW!
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2008, 06:00:50 PM » |
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You can probably remove the athletes from the Muslim countries from the figures. Nevertheless that's still a lot of *goshdarn* athletes.
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stroh
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Re: Blader Industries Inc. FTW!
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2008, 06:03:52 PM » |
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You can probably remove the athletes from the Muslim countries from the figures. Nevertheless that's still a lot of *goshdarn* athletes.
Plus, taking Aske's math a little further.....Say from 1/3 to 1/2 of that 10,500 are chicks. 5,250 burning 100k in latex? Maybe more. We are talking male rhythmic gymnastics, so the exact number is elusive.
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Re: Blader Industries Inc. FTW!
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2008, 06:19:53 PM » |
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Still, that's a lot of mounts and dismounts.
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