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They Could Sell Dozens of These!

 
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They Could Sell Dozens of These!
« on: August 12, 2008, 09:56:02 AM »

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Re: They Could Sell Dozens of These!
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2008, 10:02:14 AM »

 Sad  I thought it would grow a goatee.
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Re: They Could Sell Dozens of These!
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2008, 10:24:22 AM »

I remain unconvinced that's not a joke.
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Re: They Could Sell Dozens of These!
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2008, 10:34:44 AM »

You can tell it's official by the Al Gore/John Edwards voice-over.  Gore had a beard -- that dude knows facial hair.
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2008, 10:41:18 AM »

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Re: They Could Sell Dozens of These!
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2008, 10:59:38 AM »

I've run the website through my proprietary voice analyzer which yields an artists rendition that reconstructs the likely inventor(s):


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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2008, 02:27:30 PM »

In the words of the great John McEnroe:

"You can not be serious!"
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Re: They Could Sell Dozens of These!
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2008, 09:20:02 PM »


Men: Go look in the mirror. There is a line that runs from just above the nostril opening to the corners of your mouth. THAT's the line you use to define a mustache or 'Van Dyke'. Straight down from the corners of the mouth or angled along the same line is  up to the user. I prefer angled, which leads to a triangular shaped  Van Dyke. Underneath can be problematic, which is why occasional assistance from something called a 'Barber' is a very good idea.

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If your STILL wearing a beard that looks like what this product provides and calling it a goatee, you're already a pathetic loser without buying it.

A 'Goatee' is a different beard altogether, with the mustache and beard hair separate, and the beard part narrower than the lower lip, as opposed to a 'Soul Patch' which is just a little wisp under the LOWER lip.
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