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Re: Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2008, 02:33:11 PM » |
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Salespeople/solicitors at the front door.  What!!!! Do solicitors go door to door in America! Jules, as you know sometimes in forums it's often difficult to determine "what it's pertaining to.... what it's pertaining.... it's meaning.... regarding...", "Donny, tell Miss Summers... Akmel, Akwel..... Foley is here to see her... he's a old acquatance" |
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« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2008, 02:39:59 PM » |
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Applying the word "French" to non-exotic stuff to try to make it sound exotic
The French
People who don't know any French people but still dislike the French
Jeeps
Scarlett Johansson's clothes, but only when they're on her
People who don't take their Blue Tooth earpieces out
Marketing execs and TV/Movie writers who haven't managed to figured out that rap music has evolved somewhat since Grandmaster Flash, and are probably the same guys who haven't managed to figure out that no one actually talks like Jeff Spicoli anymore, if anyone ever did in the first place
String cheese
When people demonstrate their biker street-cred by calling automobiles "cages"
Caprice Classic station wagons
Barbers/hairdressers who agree to give their clients mullets
Cold toes
Cover bands
Backwards hanging toilet paper rolls
Left-side gauge clusters
English speaking countries who use the same word to mean completely different things
Wind
Michael Phelps' teeth
Fake pine scent
Stroh's empty fridge
Gavin Rossdale
Tom Swiftys
Cheap sunglasses (and the song about them)
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Re: Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2008, 02:49:30 PM » |
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People who don't know any French people but still dislike the French Does having the French Consule General in your office building count?
Barbers/hairdressers who agree to give their clients mullets I'd add parents who allow their children to have mullets
English speaking countries who use the same word to mean completely different things Like the word root?
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Re: Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2008, 03:07:42 PM » |
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Salespeople/solicitors at the front door. Does your list also include religious folk? I'm not pointing the finger at any particular religion of course... Oddly, I don't find door-to-door religious folks as bad. They're usually polite and accept a quick no quite smoothly. Salespeople seem either be trying to get their whole schpiel out or try to keep the conversation going which sends me into a rage. |
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Re: Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2008, 03:22:14 PM » |
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Applying the word "French" to non-exotic stuff to try to make it sound exotic
The French
People who don't know any French people but still dislike the French
Jeeps
Scarlett Johansson's clothes, but only when they're on her
People who don't take their Blue Tooth earpieces out
Marketing execs and TV/Movie writers who haven't managed to figured out that rap music has evolved somewhat since Grandmaster Flash, and are probably the same guys who haven't managed to figure out that no one actually talks like Jeff Spicoli anymore, if anyone ever did in the first place
String cheese
When people demonstrate their biker street-cred by calling automobiles "cages"
Caprice Classic station wagons
Barbers/hairdressers who agree to give their clients mullets
Cold toes
Cover bands
Backwards hanging toilet paper rolls
Left-side gauge clusters
English speaking countries who use the same word to mean completely different things
Wind
Michael Phelps' teeth
Fake pine scent
Stroh's empty fridge
Gavin Rossdale
Tom Swiftys
Cheap sunglasses (and the song about them) Jesus, you're one crusty old man. |
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Jules
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Re: Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2008, 03:25:21 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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twoiron
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Re: Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2008, 03:31:10 PM » |
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So you're suggesting he should solicit a root? |
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« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2008, 03:33:16 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Re: Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2008, 03:35:18 PM » |
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wuold be easier to list what doesnt
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Re: Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2008, 03:41:49 PM » |
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wuold be easier to list what doesnt
depends... which list is smaller? |
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Re: Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2008, 04:33:57 PM » |
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People who are ilitarite stoopid cant speel crusty old men like me.
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Re: Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...
« Reply #26 on: August 19, 2008, 06:06:12 PM » |
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A dog that is to stupid to bark before he takes a *feces* in his kennel! The place he sleeps every night.
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Re: Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...
« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2008, 06:08:26 PM » |
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Having to repeat instructions more then twice. Third time is annoying. Fourth time your just stupid. Beyond that my head explodes.
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Re: Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...
« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2008, 06:08:53 PM » |
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I hate dags.
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Re: Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...
« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2008, 06:11:21 PM » |
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Crusty old men (and women) showing cleavage
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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