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Blader Industries. "Well positioned," to take advantage of new PETA initiative
« on: September 25, 2008, 06:20:36 AM »
"In all honesty, this was an opportunity we foresaw long before PETA.  We've assembled significant acreage in Vermont, where we have built the most humane living quarters in the industry.  Our crack team of inspectors assure me we'll have the most robust lactating women anywhere.   And except for the occasional woman with UTI on Bactrim, who is culled from the herd until the condition is resolved, you won't find a single antibiotic on the property. "
-Blader, CEO, Heir to Fortune, and Principle Visionary, Blader Industries, Inc.

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Re: Blader Industries. "Well positioned," to take advantage of new PETA initiative
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 09:27:20 AM »
I volunteer myself to gather the milk.
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 10:01:01 AM »
Go ahead and throw your resume over the transom, and we'll see if we have a lactealist position that best suits your skill set. 

You'll be pleased to know we have a generous benefits program, world-renowned chautauqua colleauge educational program, profit sharing second to none in the industry, and use the latest in milking technology.
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Re: Blader Industries. "Well positioned," to take advantage of new PETA initiative
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 10:09:25 AM »
Quote from: Blader on September 25, 2008, 10:01:01 AM
............. and use the latest in milking technology.

I would be remiss in my morality if I failed to disclose to you that Spanky;  For resultant experience totally unrelated to your initiative, was planning to use the suck and spit technique.  Thought you may want to consider that a significant re-training expense is warranted in your offer.

Your welcome.
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 10:27:59 AM »
Quote from: stroh on September 25, 2008, 10:09:25 AM
Quote from: Blader on September 25, 2008, 10:01:01 AM
............. and use the latest in milking technology.

I would be remiss in my morality if I failed to disclose to you that Spanky;  For resultant experience totally unrelated to your initiative, was planning to use the suck and spit technique.  Thought you may want to consider that a significant re-training expense is warranted in your offer.

Your welcome.
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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2008, 10:33:20 AM »
Quote from: stroh on September 25, 2008, 10:09:25 AM
Quote from: Blader on September 25, 2008, 10:01:01 AM
............. and use the latest in milking technology.

I would be remiss in my morality if I failed to disclose to you that Spanky;  For resultant experience totally unrelated to your initiative, was planning to use the suck and spit technique.  Thought you may want to consider that a significant re-training expense is warranted in your offer.

Your welcome.

pending results of oral cavity swab tests, I wouldn't see this as an issue of concern
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2008, 12:58:11 PM »
You boys are sad. Grin Grin Grin

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