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"Is this 911? I need help. A cat is bothering me."

 
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"Is this 911? I need help. A cat is bothering me."
« on: October 01, 2008, 10:49:31 PM »

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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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Re: "Is this 911? I need help. A cat is bothering me."
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2008, 05:10:03 AM »

911 Operator:  911, What's your emergency?
Woman:  This *humid grotto* here is bothering me.
911 Operator:  Is your va jay jay a painin'?
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Re: "Is this 911? I need help. A cat is bothering me."
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 12:27:11 PM »

I thought that cougars were older women who liked to prey on younger men for their bodies. Devil Grin
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