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gleek

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E chu ta!

"Is this 911? I need help. A cat is bothering me."

« on: October 01, 2008, 10:49:31 PM »


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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.

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Re: "Is this 911? I need help. A cat is bothering me."

« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2008, 05:10:03 AM »

911 Operator: 911, What's your emergency?
Woman: This *humid grotto* here is bothering me.
911 Operator: Is your va jay jay a painin'?


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Re: "Is this 911? I need help. A cat is bothering me."

« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 12:27:11 PM »

I thought that cougars were older women who liked to prey on younger men for their bodies. Devil


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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.

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