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Y'all fat. Y'all eat too slow.

 
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Y'all fat. Y'all eat too slow.
« on: October 02, 2008, 02:00:49 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,431741,00.html

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Fast food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a $264 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket.”

The British trainee nurse and a pal ordered 14 chicken pieces, six bags of fries and large cokes after driving to their local branch.

They spent an hour and a half eating the 5,456-calorie feast. A few days later, KFC regular Jackson got the fine in the mail for breaking the restaurant parking lot’s 75-minute limit.

“It’s disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now I’m never going back,” the 24-year-old fumed Wednesday.

Jackson — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to the restaurant that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks.

The mega bucket cost her $22.


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Re: Y'all fat. Y'all eat too slow.
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2008, 02:07:27 PM »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/s...e/news/article1757267.ece



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Re: Y'all fat. Y'all eat too slow.
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 02:22:05 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2008, 03:11:52 PM »

Ummmm....

“It’s disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now I’m never going back,” the 24-year-old fumed Wednesday.

Actually what's disgusting is:

"ordered 14 chicken pieces, six bags of fries and large cokes"

"who eats at KFC three times a week"

But then she is a "tubby biatch"


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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2008, 06:01:36 PM »

It's good to see that the US still has such an enormous influence on the rest of the world.
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2008, 06:39:08 PM »

What's also sad is as fat as she is her *funbags* are still small.
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2008, 07:02:17 PM »

She also has "cankles" and a "gunt"
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2008, 05:08:39 AM »

It's good to see that the US still has such an enormous influence on the rest of the world.

LMAO!


French fries with KFC  WTF?  They need to get some of that good taters and gravy.  And some biscuits.
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2008, 07:55:58 AM »

It's good to see that the US still has such an enormous influence on the rest of the world.

LMAO!


French fries with KFC  WTF?  They need to get some of that good taters and gravy.  And some biscuits.
I bet they washed it down with a warm beer too.
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2008, 08:01:01 AM »

It's good to see that the US still has such an enormous influence on the rest of the world.

LMAO!


French fries with KFC  WTF?  They need to get some of that good taters and gravy.  And some biscuits.
I bet they washed it down with a warm beer too.

Ignorant savages.
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Re: Y'all fat. Y'all eat too slow.
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2008, 01:34:04 PM »

She reminds me of this lady. Grin Grin

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Re: Y'all fat. Y'all eat too slow.
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2008, 05:57:20 PM »

<---- eating KFC tonight!  Chicken
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