Seamus
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Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« on: October 04, 2008, 08:49:54 AM » |
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So guess what they love having the new guys do!  I guess I must have dozed off during that class at the academy. Their are just some things you can't erase from your memory no matter how hard you try. Anyone (other than Clive Fenster), ever have to tell a naked man, lift "them" and then tell that naked man to turn around, bend over, and spread "them".  Anyone, anyone, Bueller? |
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2008, 08:52:56 AM » |
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There was no way I wasn't going to check this thread out.  My answer to your question is "No". |
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stroh
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2008, 09:06:39 AM » |
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LOL I have had similar job experience. Did you ever think you would use the phrase keester a shiv?  |
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2008, 09:07:34 AM » |
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do you make them wipe first?
whats the worst thing you've found up there so far?
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stroh
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2008, 09:08:22 AM » |
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do you make them wipe first?
whats the worst thing you've found up there so far?
"Is that both of your hands I feel on my shoulders?" |
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gleek
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2008, 09:10:39 AM » |
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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stroh
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2008, 09:12:22 AM » |
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LMAO!
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2008, 10:38:33 AM » |
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Does a drunken night out in Toulon France count or must one have been sober?
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Seamus
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2008, 11:24:35 AM » |
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Did you ever think you would use the phrase keester a shiv? LMFAO...ummmmmm...never. do you make them wipe first? Ya' sure you want me to answer that, you want a mental of my visual? whats the worst thing you've found up there so far? So far nothing (2 days 40 men), bump this thread in about a year.  "Is that both of your hands I feel on my shoulders?" Thankfully no touching allowed, and that's a two way street. Does a drunken night out in Toulon France count or must one have been sober? sounds like a story for another thread.  |
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2008, 12:02:57 PM » |
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Does a drunken night out in Toulon France count or must one have been sober?
That must have been a long cruise there, sailor. |
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2008, 01:53:30 PM » |
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It has only been a matter of time before we got this thread from Seamus. |
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2008, 07:26:02 PM » |
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Does a drunken night out in Toulon France count or must one have been sober?
That must have been a long cruise there, sailor. You have no idea. |
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2008, 03:18:35 AM » |
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Do they give you prison issue assless chaps to make the whole process seem not so clinical?
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Seamus
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2008, 05:42:52 AM » |
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Do they give you prison issue assless chaps to make the whole process seem not so clinical?
Do you want 40 guys like this guy in assless chaps? |
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Re: Strip Searching Male Inmates!
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2008, 03:10:02 PM » |
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