Is This A Problem At Your House?

Woman shot by stove.  Link.


WTF? 

"Damn it!  I just knocked over that whole case of shells in the living room.  Those *fudge*ers went everywhere. Earl!  Is that one under the remote? I got to get a better place to keep those."

This reminds of a Bill Engval bit on his first comedy tour.

I'll paraphrase:  A news report has come out saying Rollerblade Barbie is unsafe.  Look at her, looks innocent enough doesn't she?  But, watch as she skates through this pool of gasoline.
 Spark.  Poof.  He was right, those skates sparked and she went right up.
But it gets me to thinking...........Barbie skating through a pool of gas?  WTF?  Has this become a problem?  Do I have to have a talk with my daughter?

"Now honey, if you can't be more careful with that gasoline, we're gonna have to stop keeping it in your room."

LOL  Ok then.

It's my understanding that Caribou Barbie has the potential to light up into a giant ball of gaseous rhetoric as well.