He really proposed that last night. I swear to god.
IIRC, it pretty much happened after his stream of consciousness that began when Brokaw asked who would be his Treasury Secretary, seeing as how that is suddenly a slightly more important job in the cabinet than VPILF/Heir to the Empire.
He first mumbled something about Warren Buffet, and then appeared to suddenly realize, "Oh *feces*! That libtard Warren hates my guts," and he started to think harder.
Then this weird smile came across his face, and he stuck out his jaw even further, saying some *goshdarn* weird name that nobody got. Then he said, "Don't recognize that one, eh? Ha! Gotcha! Ha! My Friends, that's the CEO of eBay. Pretty impressive answer, huh?"
He then did that sort of pistol move where one shoots and then raises the barrel of the gun to blow away the smoke, and turned around to high five Sarah before realizing she wasn't there.
Within a few minutes, he was asked what his first move would be to end the Depression and get all the mooches off the government food line dole.
Still riffing from his answer to the Treasury Secretary question, he suddenly blurted out, "I'll save the world by commanding the eBay CEO to buy everybody's homes and mortgages and credit card debts and PWC loans and *feces*. My friends won't ever have to suffer the indignity of ever having to pay for anything they bought ever again!!!! "
Even that stupid Malkin bitch "got" the sort of "issues" represented by this barely perceptible deviation from Classic Conservative Republican (Christian) Free Market Principles, and
blew a gasket ruminating about it some more today. Even though she underestimates the cost of this Great Depression Recovery Plan by some Eleventy Trillion dollars.
I'm sure if we had to do this election all over again, it would be handicapped on the first tee, so to speak, and the muslim would have spotted the POW 8 percentage points to sort of keep it a little more interesting than it has become.
