Darla
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How to call the police..... (an email I received)
« on: October 11, 2008, 08:07:51 AM » |
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE > OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE > > George Phillips of > Meridian , Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife > told him that > he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she > could see from the > bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off > the > light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing > things. He > phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your > house,' and he said > 'no.' Then they said that all patrols were busy, > and that he should > simply lock his door and an officer would be along when > available. > George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and > phoned the police > again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago > because there > were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you > don't have to > worry about them now because I just shot them.' Then > he hung up! > > > Within five minutes six police cars, > a SWAT team, a heli copter, two fire trucks, a paramedic > and an > ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and > caught the burglars > red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: 'I > thought > you said that you'd shot them!' George said, > 'I thought you said > there was nobody available!' > > (True > Story) I LOVE IT - don't mess with old > people
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